Funny sayings about dating men

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We're ten hours from the f--kin' fun park and you wanna bail out. To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! " - "Apes don't read philosophy." - "Yes they do, Otto.

You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants." - "Wow!

Take this down: 'I want rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nit-wits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn-swagglers, horse-thieves, bull-dykes, train-robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists! " - "No, now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time." "I went to New York University, and, uhm, I was thrown out of NYU my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final.

" - "I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the West. " Blazing Saddles (1974) Play clip (excerpt): - "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." - "Is there someone else up there we could talk to? " National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) - "Disturbing the peace." - "Disturbin' the peace? What's the f--kin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? This is bulls--t." Beverly Hills Cop (1984)"Excuse me, sir.

And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. That doesn't mean I didn't just go with people." - "Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!

' She was the kind of woman that made you want to drop to your knees, and thank God you were a man! " - "Because I did only have sex with three different guys.

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" - "All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you f--ked!